|Relatives||Yes Man Jr., Pogo Punk|
|Drops||Pizza (1/128 chance)|
Skate Punks, known as Punk Boarder in Japan, are enemies in EarthBound. They are members of the Sharks, along with the Yes Man Jr. and the Pogo Punk. Skate Punks use skateboards as their main form of attack in battle, but they can also call for a Yes Man Jr. or a Pogo Punk to join them. They look like delinquent teenagers who wear a sharkfin helmet, a gray-brown jumpsuit, and a futuristic-looking skateboard. They have a rare chance of dropping a pizza.
They share their battle theme with the Yes Men Jr.