- "It there any way to defeat him?"
- — In-game description
R7038 (R•7038 in Mother) is a boss in EarthBound Beginnings, usually encountered between R7037 and R7038XX. The massive robot will be encountered if Ninten and co. stay at a healer's house on Mt. Itoi. After a cutscene in which Ninten and Ana confess their feelings and dance, Teddy walks in and tells them that there are loud noises coming from outside, which initiates a battle with R7038.
R7038 cannot be defeated, and battling it will certainly guarantee death for all party members. However, after the party is defeated, Lloyd will show up and destroy the robot with a tank and rescues his friends. After the cutscene is over, Teddy is shown to be unable to help Ninten and his friends due to his injuries received during the battle, at which point Lloyd rejoins the party.
- Immediately after the fight with R7038, Lloyd comes to the rescue in the tank and says "Oh shoot, I missed!" in the official release of the game, implying that he missed his target; some fans even interpreting it as he accidentally shot Teddy, explaining why Teddy was much more severely injured than Ninten and Ana were by the incident. This is a false translation, as Tomato's more literal translation in Mother 1+2 has him say "Oh no, I'm too late!"
- It is theoretically possible to defeat R7038, if the player is leveled up enough, and has the patience to whittle down its 1000 HP 1-3 HP per character, a maximum of 3-9 damage a turn. Keeping the fact that R7038 always targets Ninten until he's dead in mind, Defense Up and Shield on Ninten means he can survive two hits from R7038, giving a chance for Ana to use Lifeup gamma on him. With enough patience and smart usage of PSI Stones (Ana can use one whenever Ninten happens to dodge R7038's attack), R7038 can be defeated.
- This boss can be avoided entirely, simply by bringing Lloyd up the mountain before recruiting Teddy and obtaining Eve.