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|name = Pokey Minch
 
|name = Pokey Minch
|image = [[File:Pokey Minch Clay.png|115px|Pokey Minch's clay model]]|Pokey Minch's clay model]]|Pokey Minch's clay model]]
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|image = [[File:Pokey Clay Model.png|115px|Pokey Minch's clay model]]|<nowiki>Pokey Minch's clay model]]</nowiki>|<nowiki>Pokey Minch's clay model]]</nowiki>|<nowiki>Pokey Minch's clay model]]</nowiki>
 
|kana = ポーキー・ミンチ
 
|kana = ポーキー・ミンチ
 
|romaji = Pōkī Minchi
 
|romaji = Pōkī Minchi
|sprites = [[File:Pokey Minch.png|Pokey Minch's basic EarthBound sprite]] [[File:Pokey Minch Fourside.png|Pokey Minch's EarthBound sprite during his time working as a business consultant for Geldegarde Monotoli]] [[File:Heavily Armored Pokey Sprite.png|Pokey Minch's EarthBound sprite, appearing in his mecha near Giygas]]<br>[[File:Porky Descend M3.png|Porky Minch's Mother 3 sprite descending from the ceiling]][[File:Mother 3 Pokey.png|Porky Minch's Mother 3 sprite resting upon his bed mecha]]
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|sprites = [[File:Pokey Minch.png|Pokey Minch's basic EarthBound sprite]] [[File:Pokey Minch Fourside.png|Pokey Minch's EarthBound sprite during his time working as a business consultant for Geldegarde Monotoli]] [[File:Heavily Armored Pokey Sprite.png|Pokey Minch's EarthBound sprite, appearing in his mecha near Giygas]] [[File:Heavily Armed Pokey 2.gif|Heavily Armed Pokey's in-battle sprite]]<br>[[File:Porky Descend M3.png|Porky Minch's Mother 3 sprite, descending from the ceiling]][[File:Mother 3 Pokey.png|Porky Minch's Mother 3 sprite, resting upon his bed mecha]]
 
|unused = [[File:Porky Unused 1.png|An unused sprite of Porky Minch in Mother 3 appearing in an unused machine]] [[File:Porky Unused 2.png|The final animation of the unused Porky Minch sprite in Mother 3, where it appears that he dies]]
 
|unused = [[File:Porky Unused 1.png|An unused sprite of Porky Minch in Mother 3 appearing in an unused machine]] [[File:Porky Unused 2.png|The final animation of the unused Porky Minch sprite in Mother 3, where it appears that he dies]]
 
|age = 13 years old during ''[[EarthBound]]'', 1,000 to 10,000 years old during ''[[Mother 3]]''
 
|age = 13 years old during ''[[EarthBound]]'', 1,000 to 10,000 years old during ''[[Mother 3]]''
 
|origin = [[Onett]]
 
|origin = [[Onett]]
|relatives = [[Picky Minch]], [[Lardna Minch]], [[Aloysius Minch]]
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|relatives = [[Lardna Minch]] <small>(Mother)</small><br>[[Aloysius Minch]] <small>(Father)</small><br>[[Picky Minch]] <small>(Brother)
|affiliations = [[Happy Happyist cult]], [[Giygas]], [[Pigmask Army]]
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|affiliations = [[Happy Happyist cult]] <small>(Formerly)</small><br>[[Geldegarde Monotoli]] <small>(Formerly)</small><br>[[Giygas]]<br>[[Pigmask Army]]
 
|appears_in = ''[[EarthBound]]'', ''[[Mother 3]]'', ''[[Super Smash Bros. Brawl]]''
 
|appears_in = ''[[EarthBound]]'', ''[[Mother 3]]'', ''[[Super Smash Bros. Brawl]]''
|m2_status = Boss
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|m2_status =
|m2_alias = Heavily Armed Pokey
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|m2_alias = Heavily Armed Pokey, Porky Minch, Master Porky, King P
 
|m2_hp = 1746
 
|m2_hp = 1746
 
|m2_pp = 999
 
|m2_pp = 999
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|m2_speed = 51
 
|m2_speed = 51
 
|guts = 45
 
|guts = 45
|m2_location = The [[Cave of the Past]]
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|m2_location = [[The Cave of the Past]]
|m3_status = Boss
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|m3_alias = Porky
 
|m3_alias = Porky
 
|level = 67¹, 60²
 
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|m3_exp = 1580²
 
|m3_exp = 1580²
 
|m3_location = Underneath [[New Pork City]]¹²}}
 
|m3_location = Underneath [[New Pork City]]¹²}}
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{{Q|With my eternal life, I will see the world through to its end. Until everyone who won't like me is gone.|Porky Minch (''Mother 3'')}}
 
{{Q|With my eternal life, I will see the world through to its end. Until everyone who won't like me is gone.|Porky Minch (''Mother 3'')}}
'''Pokey Minch''' (ポーキー・ミンチ''Pōkī Minchi''), named '''Porky Minch''' in ''[[Super Smash Bros. Brawl]]'' and the ''[[Mother 3]]'' fan translation, is a character in ''[[EarthBound]]'' and ''[[Mother 3]]'', but also appears non-canonically in ''[[Super Smash Bros. Brawl]]''. A portly and obnoxious next-door neighbor, he is [[Ness]]'s neighbour in the suburbs of [[Onett]] and the older brother of [[Picky Minch]]. Pokey's family seems to hold a grudge against Ness's, because his father, [[Aloysius Minch]], allegedly loaned a few hundred thousand dollars to [[Ness's father]] (though Aloysius admits it could have been a lot less), and was never repaid. Although he and his father found work in [[Fourside]] as consultants for [[Geldegarde Monotoli|the city's mayor]], the Minch's continued to feud with Ness's family.
 
   
 
'''Pokey Minch''', also known as '''Porky Minch''' (ポーキー・ミンチ''Pōkī Minchi''), is a character in ''[[EarthBound]]'' and ''[[Mother 3]]'', but also appears non-canonically in ''[[Super Smash Bros. Brawl]]''. A portly and obnoxious next-door neighbor, he is [[Ness]]'s neighbour in the suburbs of [[Onett]] and the older brother of [[Picky Minch]]. Pokey's family seems to hold a grudge against Ness's, because his father, [[Aloysius Minch]], allegedly loaned a few hundred thousand dollars to [[Ness's father]] (though Aloysius admits it could have been a lot less), and was never repaid. Although he and his father found work in [[Fourside]] as consultants for [[Geldegarde Monotoli|the city's mayor]], the Minches continued to feud with Ness's family.
Pokey's battle music in ''EarthBound'' is untitled, but it is known as "''Cease to Exist''" in Japan and "''[[Pokey Means Business]]''" elsewhere. His themes in ''Mother 3'' are "''[[Master Porky's Theme]]''" and "''[[Absolutely Safe Capsule (music)|Absolutely Safe Capsule]]''", and are played during the initial confrontations with him and following his retreat into the [[Absolutely Safe Capsule]], respectively.
 
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Pokey's battle music in ''EarthBound'' is known as "''Cease to Exist''" in Japan and "''[[Pokey Means Business]]''" elsewhere. His themes in ''Mother 3'' are "''[[Master Porky's Theme]]''" and "''[[Absolutely Safe Capsule (music)|Absolutely Safe Capsule]]''", and are played during the initial confrontations with him and following his retreat into the [[Absolutely Safe Capsule]], respectively.
   
==Biography==
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== Biography ==
===In ''EarthBound''===
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=== In ''EarthBound'' ===
 
At the beginning of ''EarthBound'', Pokey lives with his parents, Aloysius and [[Lardna]], and his younger brother Picky in the house next door to Ness's. He likes to play practical jokes, and [[Shigesato Itoi]] has stated that he does not have any friends and therefore likely played only with Ness most of the time<ref name="Pokey A">http://mother3.fobby.net/interview/m3int_09.html Page 9 of a translated interview with Shigesato Itoi, held by ''Nintendo Dream'' magazine</ref>. When a [[Meteorite]] lands north of their houses in Onett, Pokey and his younger brother Picky sneak out of their house to investigate.
 
At the beginning of ''EarthBound'', Pokey lives with his parents, Aloysius and [[Lardna]], and his younger brother Picky in the house next door to Ness's. He likes to play practical jokes, and [[Shigesato Itoi]] has stated that he does not have any friends and therefore likely played only with Ness most of the time<ref name="Pokey A">http://mother3.fobby.net/interview/m3int_09.html Page 9 of a translated interview with Shigesato Itoi, held by ''Nintendo Dream'' magazine</ref>. When a [[Meteorite]] lands north of their houses in Onett, Pokey and his younger brother Picky sneak out of their house to investigate.
   
 
When Picky turns up missing, Pokey turns to Ness, pleading him to help him find his younger brother, clearly because he is too cowardly to go alone. After sweet-talking Ness's mother and convincing Ness to help him, they head off to look for Picky. At the meteorite landing site, Ness, Pokey, and Picky meet [[Buzz Buzz]], an alien from 10 years in the future. Pokey learns of the impending destruction of the universe at the hands of [[Giygas]], but convinces himself that he is not one of the heroes that the alien speaks of. Suddenly, they are confronted by one of Giygas's cohorts, [[Starman Junior]]. Pokey cowers in fear while Ness and Picky assist Buzz Buzz in defeating the alien. After Ness escorts Pokey and Picky safely home, Pokey isn't seen again for some time.
 
When Picky turns up missing, Pokey turns to Ness, pleading him to help him find his younger brother, clearly because he is too cowardly to go alone. After sweet-talking Ness's mother and convincing Ness to help him, they head off to look for Picky. At the meteorite landing site, Ness, Pokey, and Picky meet [[Buzz Buzz]], an alien from 10 years in the future. Pokey learns of the impending destruction of the universe at the hands of [[Giygas]], but convinces himself that he is not one of the heroes that the alien speaks of. Suddenly, they are confronted by one of Giygas's cohorts, [[Starman Junior]]. Pokey cowers in fear while Ness and Picky assist Buzz Buzz in defeating the alien. After Ness escorts Pokey and Picky safely home, Pokey isn't seen again for some time.
   
Pokey first resurfaces as a high priest of the [[Happy Happyist cult]], led by [[Carpainter]]. Pokey kidnaps [[Paula]] with the intention of performing a human sacrifice. After he confronts Ness, he orders two of the cult's followers and a [[Spiteful Crow]] to attack Ness. After the cult is disbanded, he and his father end up working as business consultants for Fourside's mayor [[Geldegarde Monotoli]]. He uses the money to live a luxurious life, but he eventually steals Monotoli's helicopter after Monotoli is confronted by Ness. That helicopter is shown to have crashed in the [[Deep Darkness]], and Pokey is again not seen again for a long period of time. Nevertheless, Pokey still causes trouble for [[File:PokeyGiygas.jpeg|thumb|Pokey (right) with Giygas in the final boss battle of Earthbound.]]Ness behind the scenes: it is revealed that Pokey stole the first [[Phase Distorter]] in order to escape to the [[Cave of the Past]].
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Pokey first resurfaces as a high priest of the [[Happy Happyist cult]], led by [[Carpainter]]. Pokey kidnaps [[Paula]] with the intention of performing a human sacrifice. After Ness rescues Paula, Pokey appears and orders two of the cult's followers and a [[Spiteful Crow]] to attack them. After the cult is disbanded, he tries to befriend Ness again, only to run off, revealing that he was lying (in the Japanese version, Ness's "silent protagonist" status mistakenly gives the impression of harsh shunning, thus causing an insulted Porky to sever all ties with Ness and abandon him). Pokey and his father are later seen working as business consultants for Fourside's mayor [[Geldegarde Monotoli]]. He uses the money to live a luxurious life, but he eventually steals Monotoli's helicopter after Monotoli is confronted by Ness. That helicopter is shown to have crashed in the [[Deep Darkness]], and Pokey is again not seen again for a long period of time. The only info on his activities come from eyewitness NPCs in various locations. Nevertheless, Pokey still causes trouble for Ness behind the scenes: it is revealed that Pokey stole the first [[Phase Distorter]] in order to escape to [[The Cave of the Past]], and has apparently strengthened Giygas's power.
   
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[[File:PokeyGiygas.jpeg|thumb|250px|left|Pokey (right) with Giygas in the final boss battle of Earthbound.]]
Pokey finally reappears at the right hand of [[Giygas]] within the Cave of the Past, pale and discolored from side-effects of time traveling, in an organic spider-like mech. At this point, Pokey reveals to Ness that it was Giygas that had been leading him all along. He expresses to Ness his new belief that Giygas should destroy the universe, and attacks Ness and his friends (in their robotic forms) alongside Giygas. Once Giygas is destroyed, Pokey uses time travel to escape into another era, but not before taunting Ness one last time. His last message comes through Picky in a suspicious hate letter that says, "''Come and get me, loser! Spankety spankety spankety!''"
 
   
 
Pokey finally reappears at the right hand of Giygas within the Cave of the Past, pale and discolored from side-effects of time traveling, in an organic spider-like mech. At this point, Pokey reveals to Ness that it was Giygas that had been leading him all along. He expresses to Ness his new belief that Giygas should destroy the universe, and attacks Ness and his friends (in their robotic forms) alongside Giygas. Once Giygas is destroyed, Pokey uses time travel to escape into another era, but not before taunting Ness one last time. His last message comes through Picky in a suspicious hate letter that says, "''Come and get me, loser! Spankety spankety spankety!''"
===In ''Mother 3''===
 
Throughout Mother 3, Porky's presence is never explicitly mentioned, though it is implied. As early as [[Chapter 4]], there are references to "King P", such as a mention in the DCMC song title. Throughout the game, there are also references to "Pork" in different scenarios, such as "[[Pork Trooper]]s" or "[[Bag of Pork Chips]]". In the [[Thunder Tower]] in [[Chapter 5]], Porky's playroom is visited, with numerous references to ''EarthBound'' in it, though it is merely talked about as "the King's playroom". Finally, at the end of [[Chapter 7]], it is clearly stated that the King is indeed Porky, and [[Lucas]] and his friends are brought to his city of [[New Pork City]]. Here, Porky's presence is emphasized, with many statues and dolls of him appearing, as well as a theater that shows pictures from ''EarthBound''.
 
   
 
=== In ''Mother 3''===
The aforementioned playroom and [[Leder|Leder's]] speech, as well as the appearance of the Porky idols, imply that Porky is somehow still a child in the time. Throughout the [[Empire Porky Building]], Porky taunts Lucas and co. through his intercom. When the top of the tower is finally reached, Porky himself appears, looking only slightly older than his ''EarthBound'' self. He then asks the player if they want to befriend him, but once they answer, he explodes, revealing himself to only be a robot version of Porky. Several other [[Mecha-Porky|Mecha-Porkies]] join, battling Lucas all at once. When this is over, the actual Porky arrives in his spider mech. However, his appearance has changed significantly; he is extremely old and frail, coughing in nearly every sentence because of his misuse of time travel. He explains how [[Masked Man|his servant]] is about to pull the final needle, and that there is nothing Lucas & co. can do about it. After that, he leaves in a shortcut to the location.
 
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[[File:Porky.jpg|thumb|Porky as he appears in Mother 3]]
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{{Spoiler}}
 
Throughout most of Mother 3, Pokey's presence is never explicitly mentioned, though it is implied. Also, in the [[The Unofficial Mother 3 Fan Translation|fan translation]], he switches over to his Japanese name, "Porky", to better fit in with the pig theme of his affiliations. As early as [[Chapter 4]], there are references to "King P", such as a mention in the DCMC song title. Throughout the game, there are also references to "Pork" in different scenarios, such as "[[Pork Trooper]]s" or "[[Bag of Pork Chips]]". In the [[Thunder Tower]] in [[Chapter 5]], Porky's playroom is visited, with numerous references to ''EarthBound'' in it, though it is merely talked about as "the King's playroom". There is also a sold out sign in the [[Chimera Laboratory]] for a creature called [[Mecha Porky|PORKY 08]]. Finally, at the end of [[Chapter 7]], it is clearly stated that the King is indeed Porky, and [[Lucas]] and his friends are brought to his city of [[New Pork City]]. Here, Porky's presence is emphasized, with many statues and dolls of him appearing, as well as a theater that shows pictures from ''EarthBound''.
   
 
The aforementioned playroom and [[Leder]]'s speech, as well as the appearance of the Porky idols, imply that Porky is somehow still a child in the time. Throughout the [[Empire Porky Building]], Porky taunts Lucas and co. through his intercom. When the top of the tower is finally reached, Porky himself appears, looking only slightly older than his ''EarthBound'' self. He then asks the player if they want to befriend him, but once they answer, he explodes, revealing himself to only be a robot version of Porky. Several other [[Mecha-Porky|Mecha-Porkies]] join, battling Lucas all at once. When this is over, the actual Porky arrives in his spider mech. However, his appearance has changed significantly; he is extremely old and frail, coughing in nearly every sentence because of his misuse of time travel. He explains how [[Masked Man|his servant]] is about to pull the final needle, and that there is nothing Lucas & co. can do about it. After that, he leaves in a shortcut to the location.
Porky soon confronts them in a large [[Bed mecha|spider mecha]] near the final battle location. Throughout the battle, he reveals that he has learned [[PSI]], being able to perform inexplicable attacks much like Giygas could. During the battle, he explains that due to time travel, he has become immortal, as well as unkillable, stressing that when the [[Dark Dragon]] is awakened, only he and the Dragon will be the only ones left so that everyone who does not like him will be gone, and that he is prepared for such a fate. When he sees he is to be defeated, he calls upon the [[Absolutely Safe Capsule]] and climbs inside. It seals Porky inside, and being true to its name, it protects Porky from all harm. However, Porky finds that he cannot harm the heroes, either. When the battle ends, [[Dr. Andonuts]] reveals that he built the Absolutely Safe Capsule with the specifications that once someone is inside, the machine cannot be opened by anyone, including the person inside of it. So while Pokey is indeed "''absolutely safe''", he is trapped in the machine forever, doomed to spend eternity in isolation. Andonuts even feels sympathy for the tyrant, as in his own words, "''. . . All he can do now is spend eternity inside the capsule, in absolute safety.'' Shigesato Itoi has confirmed this by stating that because of this, Porky will still be alive 5.5 billion years from now <ref name="Pokey A"/>.
 
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Porky soon confronts them in a large [[Bed mecha|spider mecha]] near the final battle location. Throughout the battle, he reveals that he has learned [[PSI]], being able to perform inexplicable attacks much like Giygas could. During the battle, he explains that due to time travel, he has become immortal, as well as unkillable, stressing that when the [[Dark Dragon]] is awakened, only he and the Dragon will be the only ones left so that everyone who does not like him will be gone, and that he is prepared for such a fate. When he sees he is to be defeated, he calls upon the [[Absolutely Safe Capsule]] and climbs inside. It seals Porky inside, and being true to its name, it protects Porky from all harm. However, Porky finds that he cannot harm the heroes, either. When the battle ends, [[Dr. Andonuts]] reveals that he built the Absolutely Safe Capsule with the specifications that once someone is inside, the machine cannot be opened by anyone, including the person inside of it. So while Pokey is indeed "''absolutely safe''", he is trapped in the machine forever, doomed to spend eternity in isolation. Andonuts even feels sympathy for the tyrant, as in his own words, "''. . . All he can do now is spend eternity inside the capsule, in absolute safety.'' Shigesato Itoi has confirmed this by stating that because of this, Porky will still be alive 5.5 billion years from now <ref name="Pokey A" />.
   
 
At the end of the game, when the player is traveling in the darkness, they come into contact with an object that rolls with glee. While they may not be able to tell what it is, it is most likely Porky having survived the destruction of the land, as the Pigmask theme plays when you touch it. It is possible that he actually felt better after the events that took place.
 
At the end of the game, when the player is traveling in the darkness, they come into contact with an object that rolls with glee. While they may not be able to tell what it is, it is most likely Porky having survived the destruction of the land, as the Pigmask theme plays when you touch it. It is possible that he actually felt better after the events that took place.
   
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==Personality==
 
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In both games, Pokey Minch is shown to be very immature, even when his body ages beyond his own measure. He can be extremely obnoxious, and is also shown to be very selfish and egotistical, which Shigesato Itoi says is likely due to how terrible and abusive his parents were<ref name="Pokey A"/>. Pokey does not appear to be self-conscious about his weight, or his resemblance to a pig (as King P, the naming of virtually every facet of his empire refers to pigs, such as the [[Pigmask Army]], and New Pork City.) Though he is naturally mischievous, after Pokey is corrupted by Giygas, his childish sense of humor becomes increasingly malicious<ref name="Pokey A"/>. He actively seeks the destruction of the universe in ''EarthBound'', and in ''Mother 3'' his antics nearly wipe out the Nowhere Islands, costing the lives of an untold number of the island's inhabitants, at the very least the lives of [[Hinawa]] and [[Claus]]. Pokey's actions were more than likely due to wanting friendship, according to Shigesato Itoi, and that Porky himself is like a poem<ref name="Pokey A"/>.
 
 
== Personality ==
 
In both games, Porky Minch is shown to be very immature and childish, even when his body ages beyond his own measure. He can be extremely obnoxious, and is also shown to be very selfish and egotistical, which Shigesato Itoi says is likely due to how terrible and abusive his parents were<ref name="Pokey A" />. Porky does not appear to be self-conscious about his weight, or his resemblance to a pig (as King P, the naming of virtually every facet of his empire refers to pigs, such as the [[Pigmask Army]], and New Pork City). Though he is naturally mischievous, after Porky is corrupted by Giygas, his childish sense of humor becomes increasingly malicious<ref name="Pokey A" />. He actively seeks the destruction of the universe in ''EarthBound'', and in ''Mother 3'' his antics nearly wipe out the Nowhere Islands, costing the lives of an untold number of the island's inhabitants, at the very least the lives of [[Hinawa]] and [[Claus]]. Porky's actions were more than likely due to wanting friendship, according to Shigesato Itoi, and that Porky himself is like a poem<ref name="Pokey A" />.
   
==In ''Super Smash Bros. Brawl''==
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==In ''Super Smash Bros. Brawl'' ==
 
[[File:PorkySSBB.jpg|thumb|Porky Minch in his bed mecha, as seen in ''Super Smash Bros. Brawl'']]
 
[[File:PorkySSBB.jpg|thumb|Porky Minch in his bed mecha, as seen in ''Super Smash Bros. Brawl'']]
 
[[File:Porky SSBB Sticker.png|right|The Starman's sticker in Super Smash Bros. Brawl]]
 
[[File:Porky SSBB Sticker.png|right|The Starman's sticker in Super Smash Bros. Brawl]]
Pokey Minch also appears in the adventure mode of ''[[Super Smash Bros. Brawl]]'', ''[[The Subspace Emissary]]'', as a boss. Here, he is seen as a high-ranked member of the Subspace Army who attacks [[Lucas (Super Smash Bros. character)|Lucas]] in [[The Ruined Zoo]] using his [[Pig King Statue (Super Smash Bros. character)|Pig King Statue]] and a fleet of Primids. Before the Statue can kill Lucas, [[Ness (Super Smash Bros. character)|Ness]] appears and destroys the Statue with [[PK Flash]]. From the exploding Statue emerges Pokey in his ''Mother 3'' spider mech, but he is quickly defeated by Ness and Lucas in a boss battle.
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Pokey Minch also appears in the adventure mode of ''[[Super Smash Bros. Brawl]]'', ''[[The Subspace Emissary]]'', as a boss. Here, he is seen as a high-ranked member of the Subspace Army who attacks [[Lucas (Super Smash Bros. character)|Lucas]] in [[The Ruined Zoo]] using his [[Pig King Statue (Super Smash Bros. character)|Pig King Statue]] and a fleet of Primids. Before the Statue can kill Lucas, Pokey's ex-best friend [[Ness (Super Smash Bros. character)|Ness]] appears and destroys the Statue with [[PK Flash]]. From the exploding Statue emerges Pokey in his ''Mother 3'' spider mech, but he is quickly defeated by Ness and Lucas in a boss battle.
   
 
Pokey Minch also appears as a sticker. Attaching this sticker to the bottom of [[Ness (Super Smash Bros. character)|Ness]] or [[Lucas (Super Smash Bros. character)|Lucas]]'s trophies in [[The Subspace Emissary]] increases their [[PK]] attack by 15.
 
Pokey Minch also appears as a sticker. Attaching this sticker to the bottom of [[Ness (Super Smash Bros. character)|Ness]] or [[Lucas (Super Smash Bros. character)|Lucas]]'s trophies in [[The Subspace Emissary]] increases their [[PK]] attack by 15.
   
In this appearance he is referred to "Porky", a more proper translation of his name. It was most likely changed for this game because of his pig-themed empire in ''Mother 3'', as well as all the signs saying "PORKY" in New Pork City.
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In this appearance he is referred to "Porky", a more proper translation of his name, even on the label for his sticker, which uses his ''EarthBound'' clay model for the image. It was most likely changed for this game because of his pig-themed empire in ''Mother 3'', as well as all the signs saying "PORKY" in New Pork City, akin to the reasoning for his naming choice in the ''Mother 3'' fan translation.
   
 
==Trivia==
 
==Trivia==
 
*As with Giygas before him, Pokey's attacks in ''Mother 3'' are stated to be inexplicable (more specifically, "What did Porky do?!") although one is described as "spraying" ("Porky sprayed something from some sort!"), while another is described as "sucking" in nature. Another one has an animation as if a party character was throwing a bomb (Though Porky's animation shows him "throwing" lots of bombs).
 
*As with Giygas before him, Pokey's attacks in ''Mother 3'' are stated to be inexplicable (more specifically, "What did Porky do?!") although one is described as "spraying" ("Porky sprayed something from some sort!"), while another is described as "sucking" in nature. Another one has an animation as if a party character was throwing a bomb (Though Porky's animation shows him "throwing" lots of bombs).
*Despite his rivalry with Ness in ''EarthBound'', it's likely that Pokey actually admired his neighbor, and desperately wanted to be his friend. In ''Mother 3'', for example, the cinema in New Pork City shows a film chronicling Ness's adventures in ''EarthBound'', and a cinema employee states that Pokey hand-selected the film to be shown. Pokey also has a large collection of ''EarthBound'' memorabilia on the 100th floor of the Empire Pork Building. Finally, the yo-yo weapon that Lucas can obtain in Pokey's play room in Thunder Tower is called the [[Friend's Yo-Yo]], meaning that Pokey may have still thought of Ness as a friend. It is apparent that he also treasures it, and possibly misses Ness, as [[Lil' Miss Marshmallow|his robotic maid]] only cares about that specific object. This theory is supported by the fact that when Ness is in [[Magicant (EarthBound)|Magicant]], Pokey expresses his desire to be Ness's friend forever. This likely symbolizes the innocence Pokey had before Giygas attacked.
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*Despite his rivalry with Ness in ''EarthBound'', it's likely that Pokey actually admired his neighbor, and desperately wanted to be his friend. In ''Mother 3'', for example, the cinema in New Pork City shows a film chronicling Ness's adventures in ''EarthBound'', and a cinema employee states that Porky hand-selected the film to be shown. Porky also has a large collection of ''EarthBound'' memorabilia in the playroom in [[Thunder Tower]] and on the 100th floor of the Empire Pork Building. Finally, the yo-yo weapon that Lucas can obtain in Porky's play room in Thunder Tower is called the [[Friend's Yo-Yo]], meaning that Porky may have still thought of Ness as a friend. It is apparent that he also treasures it, and possibly misses Ness, as [[Lil' Miss Marshmallow|his robotic maid]] only cares about that specific object. This theory is supported by the fact that when Ness is in [[Magicant (EarthBound)|Magicant]], Pokey expresses his desire to be Ness's friend forever. This likely symbolizes the innocence Pokey had before Giygas attacked.
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**A crucial line possibly mistranslated in ''Mother 2'' for ''Earthbound'' involved Pokey attempting to apologize to Ness after the incident in [[Happy Happy Village]]; it is because Ness doesn't respond and accept it that possibly could be the basis for Pokey's descent into becoming Giygas' right hand and later the main enemy of ''[[Mother 3]]''.
*In the Japanese version of ''EarthBound'' known as ''[[Mother 2]]'', Pokey states that if his parents find out he and Picky were out late, he gets spanked 100 times; this had to be changed because of child abuse/violence. Thus, in the American version of ''EarthBound'', he only says that if his dad gets back he'll really get it. (He gets no dessert for the rest of the decade.)
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*In the Japanese version of ''EarthBound'' known as ''[[Mother 2]]'', Porky states that if his parents find out he and Picky were out late, he gets spanked 100 times; this had to be changed because of child abuse/violence. Thus, in the American version of ''EarthBound'', he only says that if his dad gets back he'll really get it. (He gets no dessert for the rest of the decade.) Likewise, when Pokey and Picky are being punished by their father offscreen, the sound heard is changed in America, from rapid spanking to a simple yell.
*In an unused set of sprites found in ''Mother 3'', Porky's Bed Mecha breaks, and he rises from the mech in a capsule, perhaps in an attempt to escape, only to fall to the floor, breaking the capsule and dies. It is also hinted that he was going to apologize for the last time{{fact}}.
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*In an unused set of sprites found in ''Mother 3'', Porky's Bed Mecha breaks, and he rises from the mech in a capsule, perhaps in an attempt to escape, only to fall to the floor, breaking the capsule and (presumably) dies. It is also hinted that he was going to apologize for the last time{{fact}}.
 
*Pokey's "skills" as a temporary party member in ''EarthBound'' are as follows:
 
*Pokey's "skills" as a temporary party member in ''EarthBound'' are as follows:
 
**Complains to Ness.
 
**Complains to Ness.
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Obviously, Pokey does not assist Ness in battles.
 
Obviously, Pokey does not assist Ness in battles.
 
*Pokey doesn't like [[Steak]], which happens to be Ness's favorite food.
 
*Pokey doesn't like [[Steak]], which happens to be Ness's favorite food.
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* Pokey appear's to resemble [http://kirby.wikia.com/wiki/Tuff Tuff] from the ''Kirby ''series.
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* It is unknown how and when Pokey appears as an enemy in Super Smash Bros. Brawl. The fact that he is chasing Lucas seems to imply that this occurs after the events of Mother 3, as he would be chasing him as an act of revenge, assuming he escaped from the Absolutely Safe Capsule somehow. Another possibility is that Pokey traveled through time, past the time of his own defeat, to battle Lucas to know his moves and prepare himself for his confrontation with Lucas in Mother 3.
   
 
==List of Quotes==
 
==List of Quotes==
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*"''Spankety, spankety, spankety!''"
 
*"''Spankety, spankety, spankety!''"
 
*"''Ness, let's be friends again. Please answer me. I promise to be good. ...uh...okay... (''walks away slowly) ''Hah! I lied! See you, sucker!''"
 
*"''Ness, let's be friends again. Please answer me. I promise to be good. ...uh...okay... (''walks away slowly) ''Hah! I lied! See you, sucker!''"
*Response to Buzz Buzz: "''Three boys, he said? ...Uhhh...I'm not one of those three, am I?...'Cause... I'm not into this kind of thing at all...''"
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*Response to [[Buzz Buzz]]: "''Three boys, he said? ...Uhhh...I'm not one of those three, am I?...'Cause... I'm not into this kind of thing at all...''"
 
*(after punishment,) "''My dad really came after me... he said I don't get dessert for an entire decade...''"
 
*(after punishment,) "''My dad really came after me... he said I don't get dessert for an entire decade...''"
 
*"''Heh heh heh heh. You must really be at the end of your rope.''"
 
*"''Heh heh heh heh. You must really be at the end of your rope.''"
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*"''You know, my heart is beating incredibly fast."''
 
*"''You know, my heart is beating incredibly fast."''
 
*"''...I must be experiencing absolute terror!''"
 
*"''...I must be experiencing absolute terror!''"
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*"''Isn't it terrifying? I'm terrified too.''"
 
*''"Do you want to scream for help here in the dark?!''"
 
*''"Do you want to scream for help here in the dark?!''"
 
*''"Ha ha ha ha ha!''"
 
*''"Ha ha ha ha ha!''"
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*"''No one will help you now!''"
 
*"''No one will help you now!''"
 
*"''Ha ha ha haah...''"
 
*"''Ha ha ha haah...''"
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*"''Ness! Now, I...well...it's going to seem like I'm running away. But perhaps I'll just sneak away to another era to think about my next plan. It's a good bet that we'll see each other again... All right! I'll be seeing you! So now which one of us do you think is the cool guy?!''"
 
*(through Picky's message)'' "Come and get me, loser! Spankety, spankety, spankety!"''
 
*(through Picky's message)'' "Come and get me, loser! Spankety, spankety, spankety!"''
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===''Mother 3''===
 
===''Mother 3''===
 
*''"*cough* *cough* *cough* *cough* This is really no time for games anymore. I don't feel like letting you go any further."''
 
*''"*cough* *cough* *cough* *cough* This is really no time for games anymore. I don't feel like letting you go any further."''
 
*''"If you're after the needle, then don't worry. My adorable monster is on its way to it as we speak."''
 
*''"If you're after the needle, then don't worry. My adorable monster is on its way to it as we speak."''
*''"Huh? [[Masked Man|That monster's]] name is Claus? Its name was Claus? That almost sounds like a person's name! But now it's my robot. Not even a fragment of life remains inside it. It's Master Porky's slave robot! It does whatever I say! It acts on my will alone. It's my double. It doesn't know anything about who you are."''
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*''"Huh? [[Masked Man|That monster's]] name is Claus? It's name was Claus? That almost sounds like a person's name! But now it's my robot. Not even a fragment of life remains inside it. It's Master Porky's slave robot! It does whatever I say! It acts on my will alone. It's my double. It doesn't know anything about who you are."''
 
*''"Let me fill you in on something. No matter how much you attack me, I'll never die. Even if I somehow wind up beaten, I'll never die. Bet you didn't know that, did you?"''
 
*''"Let me fill you in on something. No matter how much you attack me, I'll never die. Even if I somehow wind up beaten, I'll never die. Bet you didn't know that, did you?"''
*''"If the dragon wakes up, it might end up destroying everything and extinguishing all life. Even so, ahaha aha ahahahahahaha!!"''
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*''"If the dragon wakes up, it might end up destroying everything and extinguishing all life. Even so, ahaha aha ahahahahahaha!! I am more than prepared for that possibility."''
 
*''"I've gone through time and space so many times I haven't aged like a normal person. Who knows, I might be 1000 years old, or even 10,000 years old. But despite that, I'm still the same kid at heart! Is that funny? It is, isn't it? Does it make you laugh? *cough* *wheeze* Are you laughing at me?!"''
 
*''"I've gone through time and space so many times I haven't aged like a normal person. Who knows, I might be 1000 years old, or even 10,000 years old. But despite that, I'm still the same kid at heart! Is that funny? It is, isn't it? Does it make you laugh? *cough* *wheeze* Are you laughing at me?!"''
 
*''"Now do you see?! Now do you understand the sadness Master Porky bears now that he's Godlike?''"
 
*''"Now do you see?! Now do you understand the sadness Master Porky bears now that he's Godlike?''"
   
 
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Pokey Minch
Pokey Minch's clay model
ポーキー・ミンチ
Pōkī Minchi
Sprites Pokey Minch's basic EarthBound sprite Pokey Minch's EarthBound sprite during his time working as a business consultant for Geldegarde Monotoli Pokey Minch's EarthBound sprite, appearing in his mecha near Giygas Heavily Armed Pokey's in-battle sprite
Porky Minch's Mother 3 sprite, descending from the ceilingPorky Minch's Mother 3 sprite, resting upon his bed mecha
Unused sprites An unused sprite of Porky Minch in Mother 3 appearing in an unused machine The final animation of the unused Porky Minch sprite in Mother 3, where it appears that he dies
Age 13 years old during EarthBound, 1,000 to 10,000 years old during Mother 3
Origin Onett
Relatives Lardna Minch (Mother)
Aloysius Minch (Father)
Picky Minch (Brother)
Affiliations Happy Happyist cult (Formerly)
Geldegarde Monotoli (Formerly)
Giygas
Pigmask Army
Appears in EarthBound, Mother 3, Super Smash Bros. Brawl
EarthBound
Nom de guerre Heavily Armed Pokey, Porky Minch, Master Porky, King P
Hit points 1746
Psychic points 999
Offense 145
Defense 245
Speed 51
Guts 45
Location The Cave of the Past
Mother 3
Nom de guerre Porky
Level 67¹, 60²
Hit points 6569¹, 9999²
Offense 170¹, 1²
Defense 182¹, 255²
IQ 64¹, 1²
Speed 63¹, 1²
Experience reward 1580²
Location Underneath New Pork City¹²
"With my eternal life, I will see the world through to its end. Until everyone who won't like me is gone."
— Porky Minch (Mother 3)

Pokey Minch, also known as Porky Minch (ポーキー・ミンチPōkī Minchi), is a character in EarthBound and Mother 3, but also appears non-canonically in Super Smash Bros. Brawl. A portly and obnoxious next-door neighbor, he is Ness's neighbour in the suburbs of Onett and the older brother of Picky Minch. Pokey's family seems to hold a grudge against Ness's, because his father, Aloysius Minch, allegedly loaned a few hundred thousand dollars to Ness's father (though Aloysius admits it could have been a lot less), and was never repaid. Although he and his father found work in Fourside as consultants for the city's mayor, the Minches continued to feud with Ness's family.

Pokey's battle music in EarthBound is known as "Cease to Exist" in Japan and "Pokey Means Business" elsewhere. His themes in Mother 3 are "Master Porky's Theme" and "Absolutely Safe Capsule", and are played during the initial confrontations with him and following his retreat into the Absolutely Safe Capsule, respectively.

Biography

In EarthBound

At the beginning of EarthBound, Pokey lives with his parents, Aloysius and Lardna, and his younger brother Picky in the house next door to Ness's. He likes to play practical jokes, and Shigesato Itoi has stated that he does not have any friends and therefore likely played only with Ness most of the time[1]. When a Meteorite lands north of their houses in Onett, Pokey and his younger brother Picky sneak out of their house to investigate.

When Picky turns up missing, Pokey turns to Ness, pleading him to help him find his younger brother, clearly because he is too cowardly to go alone. After sweet-talking Ness's mother and convincing Ness to help him, they head off to look for Picky. At the meteorite landing site, Ness, Pokey, and Picky meet Buzz Buzz, an alien from 10 years in the future. Pokey learns of the impending destruction of the universe at the hands of Giygas, but convinces himself that he is not one of the heroes that the alien speaks of. Suddenly, they are confronted by one of Giygas's cohorts, Starman Junior. Pokey cowers in fear while Ness and Picky assist Buzz Buzz in defeating the alien. After Ness escorts Pokey and Picky safely home, Pokey isn't seen again for some time.

Pokey first resurfaces as a high priest of the Happy Happyist cult, led by Carpainter. Pokey kidnaps Paula with the intention of performing a human sacrifice. After Ness rescues Paula, Pokey appears and orders two of the cult's followers and a Spiteful Crow to attack them. After the cult is disbanded, he tries to befriend Ness again, only to run off, revealing that he was lying (in the Japanese version, Ness's "silent protagonist" status mistakenly gives the impression of harsh shunning, thus causing an insulted Porky to sever all ties with Ness and abandon him). Pokey and his father are later seen working as business consultants for Fourside's mayor Geldegarde Monotoli. He uses the money to live a luxurious life, but he eventually steals Monotoli's helicopter after Monotoli is confronted by Ness. That helicopter is shown to have crashed in the Deep Darkness, and Pokey is again not seen again for a long period of time. The only info on his activities come from eyewitness NPCs in various locations. Nevertheless, Pokey still causes trouble for Ness behind the scenes: it is revealed that Pokey stole the first Phase Distorter in order to escape to The Cave of the Past, and has apparently strengthened Giygas's power.

PokeyGiygas

Pokey (right) with Giygas in the final boss battle of Earthbound.

Pokey finally reappears at the right hand of Giygas within the Cave of the Past, pale and discolored from side-effects of time traveling, in an organic spider-like mech. At this point, Pokey reveals to Ness that it was Giygas that had been leading him all along. He expresses to Ness his new belief that Giygas should destroy the universe, and attacks Ness and his friends (in their robotic forms) alongside Giygas. Once Giygas is destroyed, Pokey uses time travel to escape into another era, but not before taunting Ness one last time. His last message comes through Picky in a suspicious hate letter that says, "Come and get me, loser! Spankety spankety spankety!"

In Mother 3

Porky

Porky as he appears in Mother 3

Spoiler warning: Plot and/or ending details follow.

Throughout most of Mother 3, Pokey's presence is never explicitly mentioned, though it is implied. Also, in the fan translation, he switches over to his Japanese name, "Porky", to better fit in with the pig theme of his affiliations. As early as Chapter 4, there are references to "King P", such as a mention in the DCMC song title. Throughout the game, there are also references to "Pork" in different scenarios, such as "Pork Troopers" or "Bag of Pork Chips". In the Thunder Tower in Chapter 5, Porky's playroom is visited, with numerous references to EarthBound in it, though it is merely talked about as "the King's playroom". There is also a sold out sign in the Chimera Laboratory for a creature called PORKY 08. Finally, at the end of Chapter 7, it is clearly stated that the King is indeed Porky, and Lucas and his friends are brought to his city of New Pork City. Here, Porky's presence is emphasized, with many statues and dolls of him appearing, as well as a theater that shows pictures from EarthBound.

The aforementioned playroom and Leder's speech, as well as the appearance of the Porky idols, imply that Porky is somehow still a child in the time. Throughout the Empire Porky Building, Porky taunts Lucas and co. through his intercom. When the top of the tower is finally reached, Porky himself appears, looking only slightly older than his EarthBound self. He then asks the player if they want to befriend him, but once they answer, he explodes, revealing himself to only be a robot version of Porky. Several other Mecha-Porkies join, battling Lucas all at once. When this is over, the actual Porky arrives in his spider mech. However, his appearance has changed significantly; he is extremely old and frail, coughing in nearly every sentence because of his misuse of time travel. He explains how his servant is about to pull the final needle, and that there is nothing Lucas & co. can do about it. After that, he leaves in a shortcut to the location.

Porky soon confronts them in a large spider mecha near the final battle location. Throughout the battle, he reveals that he has learned PSI, being able to perform inexplicable attacks much like Giygas could. During the battle, he explains that due to time travel, he has become immortal, as well as unkillable, stressing that when the Dark Dragon is awakened, only he and the Dragon will be the only ones left so that everyone who does not like him will be gone, and that he is prepared for such a fate. When he sees he is to be defeated, he calls upon the Absolutely Safe Capsule and climbs inside. It seals Porky inside, and being true to its name, it protects Porky from all harm. However, Porky finds that he cannot harm the heroes, either. When the battle ends, Dr. Andonuts reveals that he built the Absolutely Safe Capsule with the specifications that once someone is inside, the machine cannot be opened by anyone, including the person inside of it. So while Pokey is indeed "absolutely safe", he is trapped in the machine forever, doomed to spend eternity in isolation. Andonuts even feels sympathy for the tyrant, as in his own words, ". . . All he can do now is spend eternity inside the capsule, in absolute safety. Shigesato Itoi has confirmed this by stating that because of this, Porky will still be alive 5.5 billion years from now [1].

At the end of the game, when the player is traveling in the darkness, they come into contact with an object that rolls with glee. While they may not be able to tell what it is, it is most likely Porky having survived the destruction of the land, as the Pigmask theme plays when you touch it. It is possible that he actually felt better after the events that took place.

Spoiler warning: Spoilers end here.

Personality

In both games, Porky Minch is shown to be very immature and childish, even when his body ages beyond his own measure. He can be extremely obnoxious, and is also shown to be very selfish and egotistical, which Shigesato Itoi says is likely due to how terrible and abusive his parents were[1]. Porky does not appear to be self-conscious about his weight, or his resemblance to a pig (as King P, the naming of virtually every facet of his empire refers to pigs, such as the Pigmask Army, and New Pork City). Though he is naturally mischievous, after Porky is corrupted by Giygas, his childish sense of humor becomes increasingly malicious[1]. He actively seeks the destruction of the universe in EarthBound, and in Mother 3 his antics nearly wipe out the Nowhere Islands, costing the lives of an untold number of the island's inhabitants, at the very least the lives of Hinawa and Claus. Porky's actions were more than likely due to wanting friendship, according to Shigesato Itoi, and that Porky himself is like a poem[1].

In Super Smash Bros. Brawl

PorkySSBB

Porky Minch in his bed mecha, as seen in Super Smash Bros. Brawl

The Starman's sticker in Super Smash Bros

Pokey Minch also appears in the adventure mode of Super Smash Bros. Brawl, The Subspace Emissary, as a boss. Here, he is seen as a high-ranked member of the Subspace Army who attacks Lucas in The Ruined Zoo using his Pig King Statue and a fleet of Primids. Before the Statue can kill Lucas, Pokey's ex-best friend Ness appears and destroys the Statue with PK Flash. From the exploding Statue emerges Pokey in his Mother 3 spider mech, but he is quickly defeated by Ness and Lucas in a boss battle.

Pokey Minch also appears as a sticker. Attaching this sticker to the bottom of Ness or Lucas's trophies in The Subspace Emissary increases their PK attack by 15.

In this appearance he is referred to "Porky", a more proper translation of his name, even on the label for his sticker, which uses his EarthBound clay model for the image. It was most likely changed for this game because of his pig-themed empire in Mother 3, as well as all the signs saying "PORKY" in New Pork City, akin to the reasoning for his naming choice in the Mother 3 fan translation.

Trivia

  • As with Giygas before him, Pokey's attacks in Mother 3 are stated to be inexplicable (more specifically, "What did Porky do?!") although one is described as "spraying" ("Porky sprayed something from some sort!"), while another is described as "sucking" in nature. Another one has an animation as if a party character was throwing a bomb (Though Porky's animation shows him "throwing" lots of bombs).
  • Despite his rivalry with Ness in EarthBound, it's likely that Pokey actually admired his neighbor, and desperately wanted to be his friend. In Mother 3, for example, the cinema in New Pork City shows a film chronicling Ness's adventures in EarthBound, and a cinema employee states that Porky hand-selected the film to be shown. Porky also has a large collection of EarthBound memorabilia in the playroom in Thunder Tower and on the 100th floor of the Empire Pork Building. Finally, the yo-yo weapon that Lucas can obtain in Porky's play room in Thunder Tower is called the Friend's Yo-Yo, meaning that Porky may have still thought of Ness as a friend. It is apparent that he also treasures it, and possibly misses Ness, as his robotic maid only cares about that specific object. This theory is supported by the fact that when Ness is in Magicant, Pokey expresses his desire to be Ness's friend forever. This likely symbolizes the innocence Pokey had before Giygas attacked.
    • A crucial line possibly mistranslated in Mother 2 for Earthbound involved Pokey attempting to apologize to Ness after the incident in Happy Happy Village; it is because Ness doesn't respond and accept it that possibly could be the basis for Pokey's descent into becoming Giygas' right hand and later the main enemy of Mother 3.
  • In the Japanese version of EarthBound known as Mother 2, Porky states that if his parents find out he and Picky were out late, he gets spanked 100 times; this had to be changed because of child abuse/violence. Thus, in the American version of EarthBound, he only says that if his dad gets back he'll really get it. (He gets no dessert for the rest of the decade.) Likewise, when Pokey and Picky are being punished by their father offscreen, the sound heard is changed in America, from rapid spanking to a simple yell.
  • In an unused set of sprites found in Mother 3, Porky's Bed Mecha breaks, and he rises from the mech in a capsule, perhaps in an attempt to escape, only to fall to the floor, breaking the capsule and (presumably) dies. It is also hinted that he was going to apologize for the last time[citation needed].
  • Pokey's "skills" as a temporary party member in EarthBound are as follows:
    • Complains to Ness.
    • Uses Ness as a shield.
    • Pretends to cry.
    • Smiles insincerely.
    • Plays dead.
    • Thinks to himself.
    • Apologizes profusely.
    • Tries to edge closer to the enemy.
    • Acts all innocent.

Obviously, Pokey does not assist Ness in battles.

  • Pokey doesn't like Steak, which happens to be Ness's favorite food.
  • Pokey appear's to resemble Tuff from the Kirby series.
  • It is unknown how and when Pokey appears as an enemy in Super Smash Bros. Brawl. The fact that he is chasing Lucas seems to imply that this occurs after the events of Mother 3, as he would be chasing him as an act of revenge, assuming he escaped from the Absolutely Safe Capsule somehow. Another possibility is that Pokey traveled through time, past the time of his own defeat, to battle Lucas to know his moves and prepare himself for his confrontation with Lucas in Mother 3.

List of Quotes

EarthBound

  • "Spankety, spankety, spankety!"
  • "Ness, let's be friends again. Please answer me. I promise to be good. ...uh...okay... (walks away slowly) Hah! I lied! See you, sucker!"
  • Response to Buzz Buzz: "Three boys, he said? ...Uhhh...I'm not one of those three, am I?...'Cause... I'm not into this kind of thing at all..."
  • (after punishment,) "My dad really came after me... he said I don't get dessert for an entire decade..."
  • "Heh heh heh heh. You must really be at the end of your rope."
  • "In this bizarre dimension, you four are the only force fighting for justice..."
  • "And here you stand, ' waiting to be burned up with all the rest of the garbage of this universe..."
  • "Haaaaah! That's so sad. I can't help but shed a tear."
  • "You know, my heart is beating incredibly fast."
  • "...I must be experiencing absolute terror!"
  • "Isn't it terrifying? I'm terrified too."
  • "Do you want to scream for help here in the dark?!"
  • "Ha ha ha ha ha!"
  • "Why not call your mommy, Ness! Say, "Mommy! Daddy! I'm so frightened! I think I'm gonna wet my pants!"
  • "I know you have telepathy, or something, so just try and call for help, you pathetically weak heroes of so-called justice!"
  • "No one will help you now!"
  • "Ha ha ha haah..."
  • "Ness! Now, I...well...it's going to seem like I'm running away. But perhaps I'll just sneak away to another era to think about my next plan. It's a good bet that we'll see each other again... All right! I'll be seeing you! So now which one of us do you think is the cool guy?!"
  • (through Picky's message) "Come and get me, loser! Spankety, spankety, spankety!"

Mother 3

  • "*cough* *cough* *cough* *cough* This is really no time for games anymore. I don't feel like letting you go any further."
  • "If you're after the needle, then don't worry. My adorable monster is on its way to it as we speak."
  • "Huh? That monster's name is Claus? It's name was Claus? That almost sounds like a person's name! But now it's my robot. Not even a fragment of life remains inside it. It's Master Porky's slave robot! It does whatever I say! It acts on my will alone. It's my double. It doesn't know anything about who you are."
  • "Let me fill you in on something. No matter how much you attack me, I'll never die. Even if I somehow wind up beaten, I'll never die. Bet you didn't know that, did you?"
  • "If the dragon wakes up, it might end up destroying everything and extinguishing all life. Even so, ahaha aha ahahahahahaha!! I am more than prepared for that possibility."
  • "I've gone through time and space so many times I haven't aged like a normal person. Who knows, I might be 1000 years old, or even 10,000 years old. But despite that, I'm still the same kid at heart! Is that funny? It is, isn't it? Does it make you laugh? *cough* *wheeze* Are you laughing at me?!"
  • "Now do you see?! Now do you understand the sadness Master Porky bears now that he's Godlike?"

References

  1. 1.0 1.1 1.2 1.3 1.4 http://mother3.fobby.net/interview/m3int_09.html Page 9 of a translated interview with Shigesato Itoi, held by Nintendo Dream magazine