How are you?
Since you left me home on your journey, things have changed around here.
For example, I don't have as much laundry.
Also, we don't seem to eat <favorite food> as much as we used to.
I heard that you defeated some universal evil character -- what was it, Googi, or something like that?
Well that sounds really great! I want to hear all the details, so hurry home okay?
Tracy, King and I are waiting for you.