- "Hello, this is Escargo Express!"
- — Escargo Express
The Escargo Express is a delivery service in EarthBound. Ness can call them at any time to have them deliver items he has stored, or to store items for him (up to three at a time). The delivery or storage charge is $18. It can also be reached by calling Ness's sister, Tracy, who works part-time at the business.
Escargo Express is often used to get rid of items that can't be thrown away or sold, making the service very useful.
The name 'Escargo Express' comes from "escargot", the French word for "snails". Ironically, an Escargo Express employee arrives almost immediately whilst Mach Pizza takes a few minutes to arrive.