The Stoic Club (later becoming The Lazy Cowpoke Stop'n Go) is a club located in Summers from EarthBound. It is a private club whose members stare at a rock believed to be magical and philosophize. Members eat the magic cake provided by the woman in the pink dress near the entrance of the club.
In order to enter the club, Ness needs to find its phone number by talking to a resident of the port of Toto.
At the end of the game, the Stoic Club shuts down and becomes a truck stop called "The Lazy Cowpoke Stop'n Go" that claims to have loud music, great food, and really rowdy crowds.